This Is How It Works...

you're young until you're not, you love until you don't, you try until you can't, you laugh until you cry, you cry until you laugh, and everyone must breathe, until their dying breath

I am Lyndsey. I am 21. I'm shit at explaining things.
I like Regina Spektor, making chilli con carne, nostalgia, and those nights out that can only be pieced together by photos. I'm also a massive sap.

The sad, sad tale of a heartbroken tortoise

Have you ever wondered how a tortoise with the remarkable ability to make cups of coffee and take a piss in the loo copes with a broken heart? Click that link up there and you’ll find out.

The other day I went out into the hallway to find the rather odd sight of Kristen and her brothers making a music video with Monty the tortoise. They were doing so to enter the Red Bull Bedroom Jam to give Pete and Kris’s band the chance to play T in the Park. I think they produced a pretty damn good video, so please give it a watch, rate it 5 and share the shit out of it!

Our little Monty underwent a sex change just for this, so please, don’t make that a wasted effort.